"Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured."

- Mark Twain

"You should not have to rip yourself apart to keep others whole."

- Emma Bleker

"Life is too short to spend it at war with yourself"

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emperor-gaiseric:

sturmtruppen:

hero-of-canada:

  • Refuses to sell his strongest potions
  • Has no respect for knights
  • Is a rascal

god I’m so sick and tired of people shitting on Potion Seller and conveniently forgetting that

  • his potions are too strong for you traveler
  • you…

reine-ubu:

So apparently there was a rumor a while back that cr1tikal works as a substitute teacher.

Could you imagine just sitting in class, waiting for your teacher, when all of a sudden you hear

"What’s up everybody it’s Cr1tikal. Today I’m substituting Applied Chemistry, let’s do this shit,"

sashaforthewin:

rabbivole:

disgustinganimals:

cnuculator:

writhing pile of cat children. disgusting

i’m going to throw up.

jesus christ the PURRING 

I feel like I just gained another year on my life from this.

zerachielamora:

Open the door, darling…I only want to love you.

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» Your fave is problematic: Potion Seller

hero-of-canada:

  • Refuses to sell his strongest potions
  • Has no respect for knights
  • Is a rascal

rt-geoff:

if you reblog this or any variation of it i will unfollow you so fast your head will spin right off of your shoulders and into the trash where it belongs

a-spoon-is-born:

If I follow you, yes, I care about your garden, what your cat did today, the jewelry you made, that one friend who said the thing, i like your sense of humor, and also your selfies.

Also, heart.

Please tell me
I’m not as forgettable
as your silence
is making me feel.

the1janitor:

makhbro:

#if a cat and a dog got married this is what they would look like

that is actually a perfect description

oliviacarrion:

me talking about my favorite things

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tipsymaple:

I may not be a perfect person but at least I have never yelled at an employee in a store

» reblog if you are a NERD who loves DRAGONS

bubsy3d:

i’m ready to fight all my mutuals

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