me: *drinks water* health god
- Mark Twain
"You should not have to rip yourself apart to keep others whole."
- Emma Bleker
"Life is too short to spend it at war with yourself"
It really doesn’t matter how big or how small they are, all cats are fucking adorable morons.
✿ primadonna girl ✿
✿ all i ever wanted was the world ✿
Is that bow taped onto that snake
I’m pretty sure that’s kind of a fuckin’ bad thing to do
u fuckin serious m8 it was literally a pencil eraser sized boop of double sided tape gently laid on her head so the bow would stay on
i promise you my twelve foot long, 30-pound burmese python survived a boop of tape to the noggin
cr1tikal is gonna be on his death bed and his last words are probably going to be a monotonous, sarcastic “well fuck my asshole”
"I’m done playing this. Well that’s the end of my life. Remember to rate my life, comment my life, and subscribe if you want to see lives similar to this one. See ya." ::dies::
In a nearby maternity ward, a baby is born. The doctors gather, clearing its lungs of fluid, waiting for its first squalling cries of life…
"Hey what up everybody it’s Cr1tikal and this time I’m playing Reincarnation let’s do this shit”
something that i miss about childhood? well people don’t ask me what my favorite shape is anymore. adults just don’t do this. it’s a triangle in case you were wondering. you don’t care
okay, but seriously
please tell me if
- im being too rude / gone too far
- i have said something offensive
- something i have said is wrong
and tell me how i have done any of this
dont just say “youre rude” and walk off. tell me how im being rude and i will try to fix it.
- do: explain how i have done something wrong. it doesnt have to be a extremely detailed.
- do not: say ive done something wrong and walk away. it will leave me confused and nothing will be resolved
its not that hard
If someone ever tells you a certain song is important to them you should turn it up and lay on your bed and close your eyes and really listen to it even if its 10 minutes long because at the end you will know that person much better I think
My love for this post is unbelievable.
i want the next meme to be grainy, out-of-focus pictures of what seem to be richard dawkins spotted inside a church