"Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured."

- Mark Twain

"You should not have to rip yourself apart to keep others whole."

- Emma Bleker

"Life is too short to spend it at war with yourself"

- Unknown

ryaninwonderland:

who ever said high school was the best 4 years of their life must have had a really fast metabolism and was probably really popular and had lots of friends and got good grades and did not have social anxiety 

zepzepsbizarreadventure:

jojo’s bizarre adventure protagonist gets hit in the face by italian sidekick

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agentwoshington:

agentwoshington:

ok but there was a bus filled with potatoes driving around my town today

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High-School Teachers: You need to be professional when you go to college. High-School dress-code reflect what COLLEGE classes expect you to wear.
Actual College Student: I know this class is at 5:00 pm, but I'm wearing pajama pants and a tank top.
Actual College Professor: lol same.

octoknight:

berrykoolaid:

Our king has fallen

pocomon

dafotology:

this show is so wise

mysterdote:

The End of Episode III, with Football!

"Destroy" is not a legal word in #maddenGIFERATOR

» In the spirit of Halloween, what type of monster could you see me as?

fish-boned:

chandlerbingofficial:

totes-obvi-bro:

projectunbreakable:

nine photographs portraying quotes said to sexual assault survivors by police officers, attorneys, and other authority figures

more info about project unbreakable here

original tumblr here

previously: nine photographs portraying quotes said to sexual assault survivors by their friends/family

This is heartbreaking

this infuriates me.

fucking disgusting 

littlecatlady:

catazoid:

As promised, here are some pictures of Lyalya’s first walk outside! Look at the bushy little squirrel tail :D the sandpit was her favorite spot! She was extremely excited and threw sand all over the place

this is a fucking half cat half squirrel chimera 

whitegirlsaintshit:

mysoulhasgrowndeep-liketherivers:

the-pietriarchy:

burn tumblr to the ground, it’s the only way

whit girls are fucking weird

demons.

akagatari:

By [えこ]

jehovahs:

legfruit:

Y’all joke about needing vodka to survive but it is literally a drink made of satans cum. it is battery acid in a fucking bottle it is thousands of little knives that stab your throat and nose perfumed with a punch in the fucking mouth

why does this post just say “weak”??? inside joke or…?

Don’t feel sad over someone who gave up on you, feel sorry for them because they gave up on someone who would have never given up on them.
—(via moeyhashy)
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