Can’t stop me.
- Mark Twain
"You should not have to rip yourself apart to keep others whole."
- Emma Bleker
"Life is too short to spend it at war with yourself"
One day you will find someone who wants to touch your butt all the time,
if that doesnt make you smile idk what will…
pros: rich, cooks, stable career
cons: no eyebrows, willingly drinks airline champagne, will make u play obscure and difficult baroque instruments in the bedroom
sorry.. where’s the part about him being a cannibal ?
THIS WAS THE FUNNIEST THING OF ALL THE SHOW
what in the fuck does my sister think she’s doing?
Deep Red - I’m in love with you.
Red - I love you.
Pink - I think you’re cute.
Blue - You’re amazing.
Rose - You’re pretty
Purple - You’re hot.
Plum - I would sex you.
Violet - I would date you.
Aqua - I could stay on your blog for hours.
Lavender - You are my tumblr crush.
Orange - I want to get to know you.
Tangerine - We have a lot in common.
Amber - I wish you would notice me.
Cream - I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog.
reblog this post for nothing in your inbox
wow it works every time
WANNA SLAM SOME JAMS WITH ME, LITTLE FLUFF MAN?
its a knife holder